Friday, May 15, 2009

Wanna be on TOP?


Wanna be on TOP? Season 12 Cycle of America's Next Top Model just wrapped up this past week and it was head to head with Allison and Teyona. In was a fierce competition, nevertheless, country New Jersey gyal Teyona, the second black girl to win ATM! Wahoooo! Teyona had a few slips, especially in her cover girl commercial ad but in the end the girl could walk a catwalk take gorgeous pictures and she wanted it MORE!
In our home country, Canada's Next Top Model Season 3 airs in a couple of weeks, Tuesday May 26 at 8p.m hosted by Canada's own JAY MANUEL! I've never really watched Canada's Next Top Model but this time, I'm watching every single episode because my high school friend Tiffany is gonna be on it! Wok it GYAL! To read up on Tiff's profile visit CTM's site at http://model.ctv.ca/finalists/


Monday, April 27, 2009

THEY DO!


This weekend.........The paparazzi lovin' 'reality show' 'couple', Spence Pratt and Heidi Montag, also known as Speidi have actually tied the knot! The two blondes eloped, got drunk before and got married in Mexico or some place but it wasn't legal! Than they decided to marry again on the season finale of The Hills last season, however, Heidi wanted an actual wedding in a church with their 'friends' and 'family'. And so she did. She got married at a presbytarion church wearing a beautiful wedding dress. So who showed up to the wedding? Suprise Suprise, THE PAPARAZZI, the usual gang Lauren, Steph, Lo, Audrina and who caught the faux bouquet toss? Kristen flippn' Cavalari! Apprently she's gonna be joing the cast of The Hills next season. If only Lauren was still on! Wonder if Heidi's mom showed up? I guess we'll have to tune into The Hills this season becuase the wedding was all filmed for MTV, who showed up late for filming and the wedding.


In more Hills related news, Spencer finally apologized and admitted to spreading the rumours of Lauren and ex-boyfriend faux sex tape.


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

HAPPY EARTH DAY!


Wahoo...........it's planet EARTH DAY!

Earth Day shouldn't just be one day to acknowledge and improve the state of the environment by empowering and helping Canadians to take positive environmental action.

Earth Day will remain Canada's strongest positive voice in promoting constructive and sustainable environmental values, actions and solutions.

CREATE positive public awareness for existing and developing environmental solutions.
EMPOWER and ENCOURAGE Canadians to take environmental action in their communities.
ADDRESS the challenges to Canada's environment by working in partnership to create programs
that can be delivered by communities, organizations and individuals.
FOSTER and MAINTAIN the positive celebration of Earth Day annually.



Take a look at this morning CP Breakfast television Earth Day quiz with former Much Music V.J Matt Babel. It's so weird to see him on here and he seems to be not all that BRIGHT either.


http://www.cp24.com/mshow/

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

WTF




Lettter to OUR LADY PEACE.




Dear Our Lady Peace,




why the FACK would you put Shenae Grimey in your new music video?!!!!!!!!


I as well as MANY other fans of your band are sadly dissapointed! Couldn't you have asked Rachael McAdams or someone ELSE?! TSK TSK!


Shenae isn't even proud to be from the T.O






Sincerely not Yours,




Crazy Mofo








That's right,




OLP is gonna release their 7th album soon and who do they have starring in their music video? Degrassi turned 90210 star Shenae Grimes, who took a seasonal break from shooting the zip code series. She stated to always wanted to be in a music video and grew up listening to OLP.


UGH


Child STAR SOLD?

Indian Slum Princess Rubina Alia, Best known in her role as little Latika in Oscar winning SLUMDOG MILLIONARE is Apprently being illegally sold by her dad who was arrested, investigated and said he can't afford her. He stated that none of the earnings from the hit movie are coming his way and he was framed. WHAT? That's riDICK! That lil girl should be Ballin'! She did WAY MORE acting than Freida Pinto who I could have even played! Rubina's biological mother who abandoned her when she was just 2 and her step-mother got into a huge cat fight over Rubina. Her real mom wants her back but Rubina likes living with her dad. People shouldn't come too fast to blame R.A's father because they don't know the family situation. Her father makes less than $4 an hour!
Rubina's real mom is perhaps using her for her fame! Rubina's family is still upset that they are still living in poverty in the slums. The S.D's film director Danny Boyle is sending out SOCIAL WORKERS ot further investigate! Rubina has a trust fund set up by the director and friends, however, they have to graduate first to recieve the money when they turn 18!
Just don't bring this poor girl to Hollywood! She will mos def go down in the same path as Ms. Lindsay Loca Lohan!

HILLS STAR TAKE OVER MTV


When the season 5 of The Hills premierd a couple of weeks ago on MTV........Lead Star Lauren Conrad came to co host The AFTER SHOW. She's no stranger to The After Show because she's been on a few times and when she does, she attracts A LOT of fans to the MTV studios. Lauren DID confirm that this will be her final season of The Hills. :( She is leaving the show..........and who knows what she'll be up to? Is she that rich that she doesn't care? Well, perhaps she'll make cameo appearances like in an upcoming 'Family Guy' episode. After working on her fashion line and doing some important adjustments to her line 'LC', will be released in Coles stroes in the fall, September. There will lots of shoes and accessories which she LOVES! In her personal life, she is currently daitng that dweeby actor guy Kyle Howard! He's been in such movies as, Orange County, Baby Geniuses and tv shows such as, Friends, What I Like About You and 8 Simple Rules. Lauren doesn't wanna ruin this relationship and he's probably not a fame manwhore so she's leaving him out of the 'scripted' reality show. Lauren is not the Only one leaving, AUDRINA is getting getting her own 'scripted' realit show which will focus on her life and her family. Audrina is has also streamed to 'movies', by playing some bikini whore in the beach movie. 'Into the BLUE'. Please DON'T go see it!
Back to MTV, LO Bosworth, Lauren's BFF, dropped by The After Show to fill in for Jessi and co-host with Dan. She did a great job. She's so cute and quriky and a natural! She's seems so nice! Lo -ve LO ! Hopefully LO will takeover Lauren's star role and continue on with THE HILLS!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

MTV THE AFTER SHOW!




So I had the priviledge of being on MTV's The After Show again! So gooooooooooooood. We talked about Lindsay LOCA Lohan. The girl 'broke up' with her 'lesbian luva' PUBLICITY STUNT*cough* D,J Samantha Ronson and feels alone and in her movie, Mean Girls. There was a debate. Dan asked whether we felt sorry for Lindsay. Some friends said yes but I said NO! I honestly liked Lindsay Lohan as an actress before! MEAN GIRLS and Freaky Friday WAHOOOOOOOOO...............BUT..........NOW.................I don't care.......I don't think rehab will help her..I think she needs to find God! Straight goods! Everyone ha problems in her life. Lindsay Lohan is rich......sure money doesn't bring you happiness but you can use that money you have to donate to charity, change the world for the better and make a positive difference in the lives of people who truly need it! In stead she CHOSE to take the wrong route and use her hard earned money on booze, drugs and materialistic thangs. I felt sorry for Lindz before but not anymore ......she had so many priviledges that many people don't! She has so many opportunities. She clearly gets the papz and a lot of media attention, so, she can use her celebrities status to help those in need! I have a problem with the Lohan family in general. The dad is whack who is a scam artist, the mom is partying an drining with the kids and the 14 year old lil sister is acting and looking like she's 20!


I feel bad for children living in poverty who dream to be an actress but don't have opportunities. I feel bad for the diseased and dying, the poor, the homeless! Do I feel bad for Lindsay Lohan, NO!




Check out what other celeb breaking stories we talked about at: http://www.mtv.ca/tvshows/aftershow/video_content.jhtml?id=1608903




LOVE DAN AND JESSI! THEY ARE SOOOOOO NICE and FUNNY!


Cassie newzzzzzz


So I never new this DeGRASSi chick, actress Cassie Steeles, who plays Manny on the show can sing! You be the judge! Get that gum out of your mouth gurl..............that's so rude......stop trying to be a DIVA! Maybe Drake and her can do a calabo? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYpn-swLAsg

What about the other chick on the show who thought she had a singing future? Andrea Lewis? What every happend to her? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQshFdo7GCo


Speaking of Cassie.......another Cassie................look at the attention W%ORE above!..................

She shaved half her head! Yah too bad your not as famous as Britney Bitch................people DON'T CARE!

HAPPY EASTER!


BLAZIN' BROWN BUNNY HERE aka CRAZY MOFO......wishing everyone a HAPPY EASTER!
Today is a special day because Jesus was crucified on the cross and rose from the dead 3 days later! NARLY! I BELIEVE!
Thank you GOD!

MY BAD

So My bad.................the next REAL WORLD is not in the T.O....................It's instead in Cancun!.........*SIGH*...soooooooooo sad.......nevertheless, producers of the Real World told an insider that they are planning to do a Real World T.O.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

REAL WORLD TORONTO!!!!!!


This is a TRUE STORY......TRUE STORY!........You read it here FIRST people.............where will the next Real World be? DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........in T.O!

FINALLY..........a dream come true...........I always wanted to be on the REAL WORLD and was praying they would do a season in the best City in the world, TORONTOOOOOOOOOOOO! Auditions begin in the summer.........I really hope I get a chance to be on the show....it would take a miracle but hey, I BELIEVE in MIRACLES!


In case you missed it, Real World BROOKLYN aired it's final episode last night on MTV Canada........check it out in case you missed it http://www.mtv.ca/tvshows/realworld-brooklyn/video_content.jhtml?id=1608329


My fave real world cast member is Issac Keys from Real World Sydney. He's so hot, tall and funny...........mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

But NOW my new fave Real World cast member is Ryan from Real World Brooklyn. This guy is amazing. He's a true soldier..........and not the one's rappers talk about.......a TRUE soldier PEOPLE! Plus he's funny, pulls pranks, rocks the guitars, sings and makes movies..........so DREAMY!


REAL WORLD T.O ...........Please pick ME! MICHIE P

Saturday, March 28, 2009

CHRIS BOSH A DEAD BEAT


Raptors, Chris Bosh mon celebrated his 25th B DAY last Sunday at MARO night club in T.O.

The jam was supposed to happen at Circa but got switched. Nevertheless, Chris's Baby Mama ain't to happy! The U.S chick is claiming that Bosh doesn't even pay child support! SO LAME Chris!


These people make a lot of money but also LOSE A LOT of what they make cuz they end romping with so many broads that they don't know who they impregnanted! Than the broads have babies and all the money they LOSERS made is GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! IDIOTS! Think SMART................If you decide to have sex............facking use a condom. And people seriously STOP sleeping around with so many different people! It's soooooo disgusting mayne! Keep your eye on the ONE prize! Shoot........People don't LOVE anymore!

AKON or SUGE KNIGHT?







One of Akon's boyz got robbed at gunpoint and had almost 2 G'Z taxed from him! Suge Knight was up to no good. Akon and Suge Knight got a serious beef. Honestly though Suge, get over yourself! Stop being so GREEEEEEEEEEEEDY you facking S.O.B! Don't try to threaten people in the music industry who are makin' more than you? The former Death Row CEO threatened Vanilla Ice when he was at the top of his faded career with ICE ICE BABY. Rob AKA Vanilla Ice admitted that he was hung over a balcony by Suge, and told him to hand over A LOT of money he was making.........that's funny but shet son......BULLYING is NOT the answer! This was not the first time Suge got SHOOK up. Hommie, you lost your credibility!




Even though Akon lied about being arrested and in jail, I'm on his side I guess for this one. Home boys cew had COURAGE to box Suge as seen in the picture! BUT in ALL seriousness, VIOLENCE people is NOT the ANSWER!

Is this necessary?!




The City of Toronto is ASKING for volunteers who are willing to pose as homeless people to do some kind of survey about the homeless people in T.O! Honestly, WTF r u people thinking? What are you trying to prove?! Why don't you take the money your facking shamelessly WASTEing and ACTUALLY use it to help stop homlessness by providing food or a safe cozy high class place to stay?!!!!!!!!! FACKING IDIOTS! The homeless people are also NOT happy with these impersonating decoys! They don't think it's a smart way to put the money to good use. Like seriously!

M.I.A Baby newzzzzzzzzzzzz


M.I.A is a dumbass on this one, not hating girl but who in their right mind names their kid IKHYD?!!!!!!! Like you can't even shorten the name to make it cook cuz it'll end up being IKH! POor kid is gonna get picked on unless he tells everyone that his moms M.I.A........the bullies either A. Don't give a fack and continue to beat him up or B. Hang out with the kid and use his spoilt self for what he's worth.




I have a feeling when Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman grows up, he's gonna slam Apple just cuz they have their awkward names in common.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Canadian Music WEEK









































































































































Last week was Canadian Music Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek! It was a great week to appreciate Canadian music and for Canadian talents to showcase their muzac and ish! One of the greatest radio stations Chum FM, hosted their second annual Fan Fest concert in honour of CMW. It was the 2nd annual Fan Fest. Chum FM knows how to host a partYYYY! There was free drinks for the fans and unlimited food like, sushi, burgers and fries, salmon on bread, chicken and chicken balls with honey inside and loads more!

The first performer and artist to come out was Karl Wolf who only sang one song and probably only hit AND not even original sound, AFRICA.

Other performers included my new fave girl LIGHTS! Lights lit up the stage as she sang her first hit Drive My Soul and a song she wrote in February cleverly titled Febuary AIR. She also sang songs coming out on her new album which is set to be released in the fall. She is so cute and tiny and polite........love her! What do Light and I have in common? As seen in the picture we both clearly like showing our bras.(lol not really)
Katy Perry who confirmed she's not Canadian but loves Canada, came out in her bangs bob air cute and hot shoes and sang most of her hits like Hot and Cold, Thinking of You and of course I kissed A Girl. Katy asked an audience fan if she wore her cherry chapstick and the girl said no. So Katy brought out a HUGE blow up cherry Lipstick and told some girls to KISS IT! HAAHHA........everyone was looking forward to Katy to kiss a Girl but I don't think she did. Another performer was the soulstress DIVINE BROWN......not her real name.............Divine showed her new music which sounded a lot ol' school 50' and 60's inspired blues, jazz r & b and rock and roll flavour. Divine sang her songs like Old Skool Love, Lay it on the Line and my favourite SUNGLASSES minus Nelly Furtado. I obviously had to dance around rockin' my sunglasses at nigh!

Other not so memorable but good acts included a few Canadian Idolers such as Eva Avila and some other Candian Idol girl who I forget but she was aight. More not memorable acts included Serena Ryder known for her song, weak in the knees. At ONLY 15!, SHILOU not TOMKATS kid, performed her song OPERATOR. She has a lil rock and roll ska punk old school no doubt flavour not obviously as GREAT as no doubt but the sound of music.
Bands included Chicago's Plain White T's. The ain't Canadian but oh well. They did their thing and sang their hit Hey THERE DELILAH.
However, the band most anticipated for the night was none other than OLP if you are musically deprived that stands for one of the greatest rock band in Canadian history, OUR LADY PEACE!
Even though Rain Maida had the flu, he said the fan's made him feel better. They are so awesome LIVE! OLP performed their greatest hits such as CLUMSY, SOMEWHERE OUT THERE and MORE. The fans wanted and encore but sadly they didn't come out again......eeeeeeeeesh.


I spotted My girl and last year's performer, the beautiful Elise Estrada with some of her entourage I love them. They are so cool. They kept asking me where I was going after to party? Guess they don't know where to party in T.O. Some guy thought I was famous so he took a pic of Elise and I. Who knows where that pic is now. Also, stay tuned for Elise Estrada's new video POISON from her new album cuz while Katy Perry was performing I KISSED A GIRL, her boy told me that even Elise kissed a girl in her new video. WOW Elise...experimenting r we? I ain't ever kissing no girl. I'll stick to kissing boys, thank you very much.


A special surrrrrrrrrrrrprise guest was GENE fukin' SIMMONS! Gene was in town for Canadian music week cuz he's starting his own label for Canadian artists. Let me tell you something, I asked Gene for a picture and his people were nice they let me have it with him......he's not egotistical AT ALL. Nevertheless, I did not want to be kicked out so I left after my picture was taken even though no one told me to leave. I was chillin and walkin around and noticed that Gene Simmons was STILL hanging out in the V.I.P section.............sooooooooooooo............I just walked by him not even to talk to him I wanted to see who else was chillin in the V.I.P section I was walking by Gene Simmons...........rock star grabbed my hand, was trying to talk to him and I didn't wanna be rude.I was just shocked he grabbed MY HAND............so I was like 'you enjoying the show?' You having a great time?' He's like 'yah'. He seemed to wanna talk some more and than..........wait.............never KISS and tell hehehehhehhee
















































Sunday, March 08, 2009

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!!!!!!!


TO ALL THE WOMEN OUT THERE! ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR and say WUUUUUU WUUUUUUUUUUUUU TO ALL WOMEN! IT'S INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY! HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRAY! EVERYDAY SHOULD BE INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!



XOXO

Friday, March 06, 2009

MICHIE P ON MTV







In case you missed it! I was given the priviledge of being an AFTER SHOW FRIEND on MTV's The After SHOW!

Thanx to all who made me feel warm and welcome! LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MTV! Dan & Jessi were so coooooool and Jessi totally remembered my interview I did with her a couple years back! We talked bout Idol, Project Runway, Britney Bitch and MORE!

I was totally into it!


BRING MICHIE BACK MTV!


XOXO MTV

HAPPY B DAY T.O. one of a kind!









I'm so proud to live in the greatest CITY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



YO HAPPY 175TH B DAY TORONTOOOOOOOOOOO! What's yo B day wish?????????????





Hopefully TO end to this recession????????

I have had some awesome memories living in this City.............many are on this blog


XOXO T.O!

Monday, February 23, 2009

SLUMDOG SWEEPS AT THE OSCARS!!!


















Last night was more like South Asian night when SLUMDOG MILLIONARE Dominated the 81st annual Academy Awards! It was empowering for all South Asians when Slumdog Millionare took home 8 awards of it's 10 nominations! BIG UPS to A.R Rahman who was up against himself as two of his hits in the movie were nominated and he won best original song for "Jai Ho". Rahman sang himself and put on an excellent performance with John Legend helping out and Barananatiam Indian dancers and drummers. A.R thanked our Dear God in TAMIL!!!!!!! BIG TINGS! We have to give big ups to T.O because Slumdog was headed straight to DVD until it premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival and gained raving reviews, which soon became to spread world wide! The children of S.M were star struck as they met their fave actors such as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and got their autographs in their book. I don't really care about the other winners but they included; Kate Winslet, Penelope Cruz? Sean Penn, who is not enemies with his pal Mickey Rooney who were competeing for the same award AND the late Heath Ledger for his role as JOKER. Heath's family accepted the award and said the Oscar was gonna be given to his daughter Matilda. Anyways, SLUMDOG MILLIONARE OWNED the night!!!!!!!

Check out Rahman's speech