CRAZY MOFOZ SHOW HEARTS MUCH MUSIC! MMVA 2007 BABY!

Last weekend, June 17th 2007, was not only Father's Day. The nations music station Much Music rolled out the red carpet and busted out the free swags and juice for the biggest award show of the year, the 2007 MUCH MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS. Speaking of juice, former leafs hockey player TIE DOMIE brought his mistress former Conservative political party affiliation and now Liberal member Belinda Stronach. Does this drama ever end? SUPRISINGLY, Belinda had some great words of wisdom for the youth in Canada and for women to empower themselves and also to try to save energy to stop global warming. As for Mr. Domi, he was very paro of all cameras and just had the message for kids to stay in school. I almost created more drama because I thought Tie Domie brought his son to the awards and I asked him what he got his dad for fathers day. Nevertheless, the son was Ms. Stronach's. *eeeeeeeeeeeeek* I'm glad I quickly recovered from that close call. However, I didn't recover when I ACCIDENTLY called out British music sensation Joss Stone, JOSH STONE. Her PR or someone came out a few seconds later and yelled at me for pronouncing her name wrong. *AWKWARD* A more positive political influence was NDP leader Jack Layton who talked to me about issues of global warming and wars. He was telling me how Canada was becoming more like the U.S by Harper joining forces with Bush. Layton said "what happened to Canada being a peace country?" Suddenly r&b singer George, who was discovered by Howie D of the BSB'S interruppted our convo and shook Jack Layton's hand and said he was an inspiration to him and that he was a fan of Mr. Layton. I told Mr. Layton that he should be our leader soon. I also told his wife that her husband is a good man.
Mary Jo from What's For Dinner was in attendance despite some serious drama last year with her ex husband and Tori Spelling taking over her hometown awards. Canadian r&b artist Ray Robinson looked a little glum when I ran into him in the hallways. I asked him what was wrong but he said he couldn't tell me. I told him he could tell me anything. He was just sad because he said Much Music did not know how to treat their Canadian celebs. HELLO RAY! How do I put this nicely.....get to the recording studio fast and make a new record! He's still a sweetheart. There were a few cast members of the show Falcon Beach which is running for another season, who were totally surprised I RECOGNIZED THEM. The Beach boys that is the Falcon Beach boys were anxious to see the performances they were missing. So I told them to head outside to the patio or roof to get a better look. Speaking of roof.....hot rockers Finger 11 were the first band or musical talent ever to perform their son paralzyer on Much Music's roof. I've noticed a lot of egotistical people this year. For example, my "boi" Kardy didn't show me as much love as he could of. When I asked him if he was still reppin' Malvern? Kardy said, nah nah that's not me that's Choclair and Socrates and those guys. UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM EXCUSE ME Kardy! You were the one givin' BIG UPs to Malvern last year. What evz. Another big head was Wes aka the fat guy from Alexis on Fire and yes the same guy who I interviewed before. I don't know why he had to open his big mouth and make fun of my mic. I told him I'm sorry we can't all be big and left. PFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!! George Strombolopo ahhhhhhhh I give up spelling his last name .....anyways the HOUR host disapointed us by vaguely answering some political questions I tossed in the air. Later, I laughed to myself when George S's date couldn't get in the party and was left lingering around. Nonetheless, Sum 41's Stevo and their new 'keyboardist' fell in love with our show or just me. he he....We couldn't get a hold of Hilary Duff becuase of her super macho security fellas. I'm not surprised considering her recent stalker alert. Canadian hotty Jay Manuel, host of Canada's Next Top Model looked flashy and always representing Canada as we caught up with him in the FLICK OFF gift swag room making deals with an up and coming Glamour Campaign Canadian designer.
You couldn't turn your head for 1 second or you might miss a celeb. That's what happened when I turned around for literally one second to talk to someone, than I turn around and drunk girl Tara Reid was right behind me. When I turned by head again, I saw the gigantic Raptor Chris Bosh. He is such a cutey but my neck seriously hurt after for looking up at him for so long. Sexy Ginuwine remembered his girl and gave me a huge hug. After, I got in the middle of a Ginuwine and Belly sandwich. Damn, that's one big and delish sandwich. Another friend who remembered me was video director MR X, who gave me a huge hug and waited for me until I could get my camera to work. He was alongside Canadian hip hop hit JDiggz, who was sportin' a sick MMVA Line up. Maroon 5 was noticeably drunk or high when lead singer, Adam Levigne bounced into my arms. I was extremely hungry, thirsty and tired. So, I went to talk to Ed the Sock in his room and his people fed me a burrito. Afterwards, I wanted some dessert, so I went to the party room and got me an ice-cream cone. As I was licking this creamy treat, out comes infamous BLOGGER Perez Hilton. Other guests in attendance included, presenter and beautiful Amber Tamblyn, international winner Fergalicious, Jemini, Jully Black,former v.js and all the present v.j's of course (especially Leah Miler and her new boobs),sexy Manny,Nickelback, Billy Talent, emotional winner Avril Lavine, Sam Roberts,Hedly and wasted winners the USED.

CRAZY MOFOZ SHOW would like to thank MUCH MUSIC for continuing to support the former Take Over host, THAT'S ME!

XOXO

That's Not Hot!

Is this the same Paris Hilton we met last year at the MMVA'S?



Paris Hilton is due back in the slammer! I don't like to see anyone cry but will this teach young Hollywood a lesson?


If visible minorities, mentally ill, disabled or poor people can't get out, you get your flat ass back in the BIG house honey!

Friday DA 13TH!!!!!

Well, the end of April is near us as we approach May flowers tomorrow. I would have to say that the best event of April was seeing rock legend Chris Cornell formerly of SoundGarden and AudioSlave at Much More Music for a live performance! Chris Cornell is absolutely still sexy at his prime! His voice is incredible. I was priviledged enough to feel the Cornell experience right in front of me. He even has a Canadian guitarist this time around. Cornell's music changed since he married his wife whom he met in Paris. Now Cornell is a family man and lives in France! I love him more now! Cornell played some classic grunge hits and some new songs from his album Carry On being released this summer. It was icing on the cake for the audience when Cornell suprised the audience with 2 extra songs. Grrrrrrrrrrreat night indeed! OHHHH and the end of April also meant me finishing school! wahoooooooooooooooo..........until summer school that is.............May here I come!!!!!!

NATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!!!

March 8th 2007 was NATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY and Canadian music week! Ryerson University and the Urban hip-hop commitee organized an open mic night featuring an all female line-up. The night was hosted by radio personality from formerly on Flow 93.5 morning show and Poet Jemeni. The night was filled with female M.C's, poetry, spoken word, rapping, singing and ranting about how stupid boys are. I sang the song Killing Me Softly by Fugees and a preview of a song I wrote called, Never Fell In Love. Although, I had previosuly performed at an open mic night, this was different because I had to impress Jem, the school and my friends. Performing in university is different from high school because in high school a lot of people knew me. In university, there are a lot of critics. I thought the night was going to go bad because I had lost a beautiful earing, (yes I know I promoised I wouldn't lose anything but within a month I had lost 3 pairs of earings, my scarf and my signature playboy bunny hat :( ) my digital batteries were dead and my video camera battery was lost in my bag somewhere, which I did not know at the time I was rushing to get up on the platform. Nevertheless, I felt like I pulled it off great. I dedicated my performance to my grandma because she has fallen ill and she is one strong woman. Nonetheless, after I sang, I felt so liberated and empowered to be the only brown girl singing that night. I am so glad Ryerson and the urban hip-hop commitee gave me the opportunity to showcase my talent. GIRL POWAH!

UPDATE:
I officially hate the Ryersonian!
On Tuesday March 27th 2007, I called the Ryersonian because they were present at the open mic and said we were going to be featured in their paper.....weeks later I anticipated to see our night captured in the paper or online.........however we were no where to be seen or any other story about empowering females. I ranted to the stupid editor over the phone and I seriously don't know how this guy was chosen to be the uniersity's editor. He had no answers for my questions. Instead, he told me to email the editor. I was liek whos the editor? He was like, I am.
Wow! What's the difference? Is this valid? So, I continued to make my time useful at my placement by writing the email.

Dear Josh Visser (editor of Ryersonian),

I spoke to you over the phone and I am writing this letter because I am extremely upset and hurt that the Ryersonian did not publish an important article that affects the female students at Ryerson University. On March 8th, 2007 was National Women's Day. National Women’s day is a significant day for the lives of all women across the globe, especially the diverse women who study or work at Ryerson University. The Urban Hip-Hop committee and radio personality and black entertainer/poet Jemeni hosted an open mic event. This event featured all Ryerson student females in the line-up. Myself and other ethnic students performed by singing songs and performing spoken word and poetry. The performers had courage to get up in front of many students’ to show their appreciation for all women. The Ryersonian was at this event and they took pictures and said it was going to be covered in the newspaper. However, they did not post this empowering event in the newspaper or online. I am furious because when I saw what stories you published on National Women’s day, I saw ridiculous stories in the school newspaper on National Women's Day such as, a girl’s addiction to shopping, a White supremacist story, dating advice and a cheerleader who travelled to an All-STAR basketball event. I do not care whether you have to limit yourself to certain stories, the stories you published does not make an impact in society or the lives of ethnic female students. You are wasting our tuition money and killing trees by printing rubbish. Moreover, I do not want an email back with a dim-witted apology. I want action to be taken and I want you to publish this event in your newspaper. The Ryersonian is supposed to represent the whole student body. I feel your paper to be very sexist and racist. If further action is not taken, students, professors as well as myself will take action against your newspaper.

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE 07 has started off with a bang! Thanks to everyone who showed up to my birthday jam on January 21st!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG.....the CRAZY MOFOZ SHOW is gonna be banngin' this year........expect even more CRAZY & MORE MOFOZ!

What's my new years resolution? To not lose anything!

What's my birthday wish? To get the CRAZY MOFOZ SHOW happenin'!

MERRY CHRISTMAS ET JOYEUX NOEL!!

Even though there was no snow this year .....CRAZY MOFOZ SHOW WISHES EVERYONE A SAFE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS......NOW GO GET HAMMERED!!!

ahhhhhhhhh ....the Ashmores

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The day after L'halloween I did a presentation hungover like whoa!! However, I managed to pull off a grrrreat presentation!! I'm a soldier! After class I ran into my boi Aaron Ashmore....I was dissapointed when he told me he didn't dress up for L'HALLOWEEN. HE SAID HE JUST GAVE OUT CANDY AT A FRIENDS HOUSE! After a long boooooo! We laughed and just chatted up.....He told me he's still not hoding a grudge against me........hope to see you at the next big party sweety!

C'EST L'HALLOWEEN!!.........HEYY!

BLAZIN' BROWN BUNNY IS OUT FROM A LONG HIBERNATION AND GOT MONSTER MA-A-A-A-A-A-A-SHED WITH SOME CRAZY MOFOZ!!!

The Halloween festivities took place in 4 different locations!
It started out at Fox ... I was fucked ....than we did a little dancin at AfterLife,than we made our move to the Croc Rock! When it was actually c'est L'Halloween, we made our way to where else but SWAMP! OHHHHHHHHHHH J'TAIME L'HALLOWEEN POUR LA VIE!

Catching up with CAPTAIN WADE MacNeil from Alexis on FIRE

So, besides hitting the casino and losing 40 bux within 10 minutes, shopping, chillin with an old friend, watching some great movies such as, American Beauty,40 Year Old Virgin, SAW 1, SAW 2 who did I catch up with on my weekend to Windsor over the phone?
I scored an interview with Wade MacNeil from Alexis on Fire!

The featured artist of the month is Alexis on Fire. Their new album ‘Crisis’, which is already released in your nearest record store is a must hear. The 5 deviant boys who hail from the small town of St. Catherines, Ontario includes Dallas Green, George Pettit, Wade MacNeil, Chris Steele and Jordan Hastings. Critics as well as music worshippers are impressed with Alexis on Fire because the music they convey is an innovative style of rock to the existing generic music world. The band has won themselves a few MMVA’s and a Juno. If you like rock then this might be your band. Alexis on Fire’s music style is a collision of hard-hitting sounds and unique melodious vocals. I first met the boys in the summer at the Much Music Video Awards and they were really down to earth.

I chatted with guitarist and back up vocalist Wade MacNeil recently as they finished a long sound check preparing for a performance in Calgary, Alberta, here is what he had to say:

Michele: Good afternoon, is this ‘Captain’ Wade MacNeil?
Wade: [laughs] … Yes it is I!
Michele: [laughs] … Now I don’t know if you remember me, but I briefly met you guys at the MMVA’s when you brought my buddy Rick “The Temp” as your date … you know the tall brown girl?
Wade: Ohh … yea yea yea, I remember.
Michele: Ohh … so you guys like to party eh? So, how important is the party aspect to a rock stars life?
Wade: Yea, we like to party, a little too much partying [laughs] … but hey, everybody does!
Michele: You guys are the most talked about band on campus, everyone is loving the single ‘This Could Be Anywhere In The World’, what else can we expect from the new album ‘Crisis’?
Wade: We were very dedicated and focused on this album, we worked very hard on it. It’s much more intense then our past albums. We are in the process of filming our next music video.
Michele: Oh yea? What single is it?
Wade: ‘Boiled Frogs’
Michele: That’s a great song! Now, coming from a small town like St. Catherines, did you ever think that you would have been able to accomplish 4 albums?
Wade: Ugh, you know what? We weren’t expecting it, when the first album came out most of us were still in high school. We just got out there and played shows and it started spiraling from there, by travelling we got exposure.
Michele: That’s amazing and inspiring. Ryerson is very passionate when it comes to music and the love of art in general. What advice do you have for the Ryerson students and the future rock stars trying to chase after their dreams?
Wade: Um … I dunno, that’s a hard one … Drop outta school and start a band [laughs] no, no, just kidding … just work hard, there’s no telling of how things will go, we worked our asses off 24/7 writing music we care about and whether it’s in your basement or garage …
Michele: Or even a school assembly …
Wade: Yea, just work hard on what you love to do.
Michele: Exactly, good advice! I love how you guys have fallen into the ‘My Space’ craze, are you addicted? Or is it a way to keep connected with your fans?
Wade: Nooo, I just go on it to read what the fans are saying, it’s a crazy way to get your music out there … it’s very weird though.
Michele: Why?
Wade: It’s weird because people think they know every detail about our lives, and they don’t.
Michele: Oh yea it’s crazy. So your doing a few Alberta dates, then you are going to the US, then the UK? WOW! You guys are doing some big things.
Wade: Yea, we did some festivals and tours in Europe and the US before, like 7 or 8 times now.
Michele: Bands who started out in the underground scene make it outside the border and get all egotistical and forget their true fans, they get into the ‘rock star’ mode and let the fame get to their heads. When you make it outside the country, the industry, record company and others will try to influence you to try to change your music, style and personality. Therefore my question is will Alexis on Fire stay the same? Or will fans expect a change in anything?
Wade: Yes, of course we are going to change because we are not interested in repeating ourselves, we have always had different labels and indie labels.
Michele: Oh really? So do you guys feel like you grew musically and personally?
Wade: When you are touring, you grow up quicker.
Michele: I know you fellas are genuine people and I hope that you never forget Canada and the ‘little people’ at Ryerson University. Thank you so much for taking time outta your hectic schedule, hope you guys rock out really hard tonight and get wasted later!
Wade: [laughs] …thanks.
Michele: When are you planning to come back to the T-Dot? Because we would love to have you guys at one of our open mic nights?
Wade: You never know! … We are doing some Christmas shows in early December.
Michele: Thank you so much Wade! Have a great show!
Wade: Thanks, bye!

Look who we bumped into

The coolest V.J next to Rick the Temp! MASTER T!!!!!!



Master T & girls at Open Mic @ Rye H!gh

I LERN LOTS @ SKooL!

Well.... well.... well. It's been a while kids! Mishy has been a very busy girl. The summer has come to an end and now I'm back at Rye high. God, it was a good summer though. No points but meh. It's gonna be great seeing the Rye girls and cute guys. My partner in crime D D and I are gonna cause some rucus I tell ya. To start of the school season we went to the Ryerson Open mic night. It was shit loads of fun seeing such raw talent. However, some of the rappers were just molded cheesy. However, I give credit where it is due and all those performers were brave. There was even a female rapper. I chose not to sing at this open mic but I should of. On our way inside we ran into none other than MASTER T. He was one of the greatest Much Music V.J's. A legend. Now he's a producer and has in own hip hop show on the radio. Doing some great tings. When we finished chatting it up with Mater T, some kids came up to us and asked if we just met Lil john. Stupid kids. The second week of school was great. I got a hot sexy proff so you know I'll be attending each and every one of his classes. Even though it's an early bird. Sucks that he's married though. After school DD mself and Lil did al lil shooping and grabbed a street dog. As we were scarfing our dogs down, we noticed loud msuic beating out of a rooftop of a store in the middle of Queen street. When we looked up there was a d.j spinning and some people partying on a rooftop. The rooftop jam and scene looked sick. I just had to be at the scene partying it up. To make a long story short D D bet me 5 bux if I would ask the owner of the house if we could reach the jam. One thing led to another and we were up jammin' on the rooftop and looking over the city. The city is mine. Atleast it felt like it. It was random but it was hella fun. My friends were in disbelief that I actually got them up there. Hey man. Life is short. You gotta just live it up and take risks and besides I like to PARTY!!!!!!!!!!+